Hard core: the fetish of the dymo letratag labeller. "Property of Houghton Library" gives me a hard on. I had not experienced anything like this in years. A hard on, I mean. Who cares about the content of those letters, seriously, just give me more bureaucracy. I want library bureaucracy porn. Master and slave S&M: "no you can't use a pen" (YES MASTER!!!), "what's your identifier code?" (YES MASTER!!!). Edging.